Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total legend who acts like a total mess because he’s too scared to show how awesome he really is.

He got a standing ovation but pretended he didn’t notice.

He said he’d go to the party but then cried in his bathroom.

He called me a genius but then asked me for help with his math homework.

2

A guy who’s got all the vibes but can’t stop tripping over his own ego and his own dumb problems.

He bragged about his flex but then fell off the couch.

He said he’d take on the world but then ran away from a dog.

He called me a friend but then blocked me for no reason.

3

A total chill dude who’s too busy being a mess inside to be the cool guy everyone thinks he is.

He said he’d be there but then ghosted me for a week.

He called me a boss but then asked me to do his work.

He said he was fine but then cried into his pizza.

4

A guy who’s got the looks and the skills, but his brain is full of garbage and he’s too scared to show it.

He said he’d beat me at the game but then quit when he lost.

He called me a friend but then texted me 10 times a day.

He said he was cool but then asked me for advice.

5

A total king who’s too scared of his own shadow and his own dumb problems to be the king he really is.

He said he was going to the concert but then cried in his car.

He said he was going to be rich but then asked me for money.

He said he was going to be strong but then ran away from a spider.

6

A guy who’s got the vibes and the moves, but his brain is full of drama and he can’t stop being a mess.

He said he’d be there but then showed up 2 hours late.

He called me a friend but then started a fight with me.

He said he was going to be cool but then asked me to do his homework.