nabisamis

My eye was literally burning after that pork oil hit it. I blame the chef.

I saw the pork oil coming and still got hit. What is wrong with me?

I tried to dodge the pork oil and got it in my eye. I’m not even sorry.

That pork oil hit my eye so hard I thought I’d go blind. It was brutal.

I was eating my sandwich and got hit by pork oil. My eye is crying for help.

Pork oil came out of nowhere and smacked my eye. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.

Pork oil came at me like it wanted my eye. I was not ready.

My eye was the victim of pork oil. It was a warzone.

That pork oil came for my eye. I didn’t stand a chance.