Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who acts like a brainless donkey but has the mind of a rocket scientist.

He ate three burgers and solved a math problem I couldn't figure out.

She wore a helmet and still aced the test.

He laughed at my joke and then explained it to me.

2

Someone who looks like a disaster but thinks like a genius.

He spilled soda on his shirt and solved the equation in 10 seconds.

She tripped over her own feet and still beat me in chess.

He wore a sock on his head and solved the mystery of the missing pizza.

3

A brainy beast who hides their smarts behind a face full of nonsense.

He wore a cape and a hat and still solved the algebra problem.

She said 'fluffy' and then answered the question correctly.

He laughed at my dumb joke and then explained it to me like I was a baby.

4

A human who looks like a mess but thinks like a boss.

He ate a whole pizza and still passed the test.

She wore pajamas to class and aced the quiz.

He fell down the stairs and still solved the math problem.

5

A person who looks like a clueless goat but thinks like a wizard.

He wore a hat and a scarf and solved the problem.

She had gum on her face and still got the answer right.

He laughed at my joke and then explained it like I was a baby.

6

A genius who looks like they just fell into a paint can.

He spilled paint all over and still solved the equation.

She had glitter on her face and got the question right.

He wore socks on his hands and still passed the test.