Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy so weak he could be mistaken for a used tissue after a long night of crying and bad decisions.

My cousin is a Nabilis. He passed out after eating one taco.

I saw my dog acting like a Nabilis after getting hit by a car.

My mom called me a Nabilis because I fell asleep during her rant about my dad.

2

A person who's so tired they could fall asleep in a bowl of cereal and not notice.

My brother is a Nabilis. He fell asleep during my math test.

My teacher called me a Nabilis because I napped during her lecture.

My cat is a Nabilis. It crashed into the couch and didn’t move.

3

Someone who's so worn out they could be the reason why the moon is tired.

My friend is a Nabilis. He got lost on the way to the store.

I'm a Nabilis because I stayed up all night playing video games.

My dad is a Nabilis. He fell asleep on the couch and didn't wake up for three days.

4

A human who's so drained they could make a tired cow look like a superhero.

My little sister is a Nabilis. She cried so much she turned into a soggy napkin.

My dog is a Nabilis. He tried to run and collapsed like a pancake.

My uncle is a Nabilis. He fell asleep during a movie and didn’t notice.

5

A person who's so weak they could be the reason the fridge stopped working.

My neighbor is a Nabilis. He fell asleep while eating a sandwich.

I'm a Nabilis because I got lost on the way to the bathroom.

My mom is a Nabilis. She fell asleep during my dad’s bad joke.

6

A human who's so tired they could make a zombie look like a well-rested king.

My teacher is a Nabilis. She fell asleep during her own class.

My brother is a Nabilis. He slept through my entire birthday party.

My cat is a Nabilis. It took a nap so long, it turned into a loaf of bread.