Nabil mom

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A foul-mouthed witch who smells like old socks and sleeps with three different guys every night
My Nabil mom just told me she’s dating a plumber and a cop. Both of them are coming over tonight.
She said she’s got a yeast infection so bad, it’s got its own Instagram page.
Nabil mom just texted me: 'I’m not a beast. I’m a beast with a degree.'
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A dirty old hag who shags every man in the neighborhood and still smells like a fart
Nabil mom just called me and said she’s got a new boyfriend who works at the gas station. And he’s cute.
She told me she had sex with the mailman and now she’s got a rash.
Nabil mom said she’s got a yeast infection so bad, it’s got its own Spotify playlist.
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A trashy woman with a stink and a habit of sleeping with every man who walks by
Nabil mom said she’s dating the pizza guy and the grocery store guy. Both of them are coming over tonight.
She said she had sex with the gardener and now she’s got a yeast infection the size of a football.
Nabil mom just texted me: 'I’m not a mess. I’m a mess with a job.'
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