Nabihan

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Nabihan is the most ripped guy you’ll ever meet. He’s nice and gives you stuff. He’s always around. Sometimes he’s a total shithead, but that’s just his weird laugh. You can trust him, and he’s got a wild side.
Nabihan gave me his last burger and said, 'Eat up, fatty.'
He laughed so hard at my joke he fell off the couch.
He told me he’d sneak into my house if I didn’t give him a hug.
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Nabihan is like a man who’s too weak to get laid, so he just pets cats all day. He’s the guy version of a cat lady. He’s soft, and he’s stuck with furballs.
He spent 2 hours talking to a cat instead of going to the gym.
He brought his cat to my party and asked if it could sit with me.
He cried when his cat died and said it was 'the worst day ever.'
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