Nabih Fikri

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A Nabih is a guy with a soft heart but a brain the size of a raisin. He thinks he’s the king of video games, but he’s just lucky. He’s always showing off his hair and his height, like he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
Nabih: 'I beat you at Fortnite, bro.' Reality: He just got a lucky kill.
Nabih: 'Look at my hairline, it’s perfect.' His friend: 'It’s a disaster, man.'
Nabih: 'I’m 6 feet tall.' His friend: 'You’re 5 feet and proud of it.'
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Nabih is a guy who thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a brainless, money-giving doofus. He’s best friends with an Indian guy who always bullies him and takes his cash like it’s a habit.
Nabih: 'I’m not giving you money!' Indian friend: 'You will, or I’ll tell everyone you cry at night.'
Nabih: 'I’m not scared of you.' Indian friend: 'You’re scared of me and you know it.'
Nabih: 'I’ll beat you at Mario Kart!' Indian friend: 'You’re going to lose, and it’s going to be embarrassing.'
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Nabih is a man who has a decent heart but a brain that’s barely working. He’s always talking about how awesome he is at games, but he’s just plain bad. He has nice hair, but he’s too much of a show-off.
Nabih: 'I’m the best at Rocket League!' His friend: 'You’re the worst, and you know it.'
Nabih: 'My hair is amazing!' His friend: 'It’s a mess, and you know it.'
Nabih: 'I’ll beat you at chess!' His friend: 'You’ll lose in three moves, and it’ll be sad.'
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