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'I saw him at the gym and I had to do 20 push-ups just to keep from walking over there.'

'He's like a dog at the park when he sees another dog.'

'He texts me every day just to tell me he saw a guy wearing a hat and it was the best thing he's ever seen.'

'I messaged that guy in the gym just because he had a six-pack and I thought he was a god.'

'He sent a DM to a guy he saw once and now he's expecting a reply from heaven.'

'He told me he asked a guy for his number and got rejected, but he still thinks he's the best guy ever.'

'He goes to the gym just to check out the guys and act like he's got a life.'

'He spends more time looking at guys than lifting weights.'

'He told me he skipped leg day just to chat with a guy who had a cool shirt.'

'He stares at guys like they’re celebrities and he’s the best guy ever.'

'He told me he saw a guy and thought he was perfect, even though he’s got a belly and a bad haircut.'

'He sends messages to guys he’s never met and expects them to reply like they’re his best friend.'

'He’s tough like a brick wall but checks out guys like they’re his favorite snack.'

'He told me he’s not into guys but then he stared at one for five minutes.'

'He’s got a six-pack and a heart full of gay love.'