nabetragting

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Thinking so hard your brain leaks out your nose and smells like old pizza.
I tried to meditate, now my brain is on the floor and my nose is a food truck.
He was reflecting so much, his thoughts came out in a sneeze.
She sat there thinking, and now her brain is on the sidewalk with a frittata.
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When your thoughts are so loud, your skull starts a band and plays metal.
His thoughts were so loud, the neighbors called the cops for a noise violation.
She was reflecting so much, her skull started a rock concert.
He was meditating so hard, his brain got a tattoo and joined a punk band.
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When your brain is so busy, it takes a coffee break and forgets to come back.
He meditated so long, his brain went to Starbucks and didn't return.
She was reflecting so much, her brain took a nap and got lost.
He sat there thinking, and now his brain is on vacation in Miami.
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When your mind is so busy, it starts a side hustle and forgets about you.
He was meditating so hard, his mind got a second job and didn't come back.
Her thoughts were so loud, they started a podcast and never shut up.
He was reflecting so much, his brain opened a bakery and now makes cinnamon rolls.
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When your thoughts are so big, they start a fight club and beat up your brain.
He was thinking so hard, his thoughts started a fight club and beat his brain up.
She reflected so much, her thoughts got angry and started a war.
He meditated so long, his brain got into a boxing match and lost.
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