nabelle

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Nabelle is a total adorable freak who’s nice but also kind of weird. She’s like the human version of a puppy who thinks you’re her best friend even when you’re being a total idiot.
Nabelle just texted me a photo of a cat wearing a hat and said 'this is my life.'
She cried when I didn’t bring her candy.
She followed me to the mall just to buy me a lollipop.
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Nabelle is a meany who’s nice only when you have strawberries. She’ll laugh so hard at your jokes that you’ll fall down, and then she’ll say you’re a total loser who’s been living under a rock.
Nabelle laughed so hard at my joke that she fell out of her chair.
She said I was a rock-dweller and then gave me a strawberry.
She bullied me with a joke and then said I needed to grow up.
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Nabelle is a dumb little brat who spends all day on TikTok and acts like she’s 5. She doesn’t know anything and talks like a baby.
Nabelle sent me a TikTok of a dog doing a backflip and said it was the best thing ever.
She cried when I told her that 2+2 was 4.
She said I was a ‘cool adult’ and then asked me what a ‘cool adult’ was.
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Nabelle is a viking Pokémon from Sweden who loves yellow and eats computer screens for breakfast. She’s also obsessed with Miku and Panty and Stocking and thinks she’s super cool.
Nabelle just attacked my computer screen with a sword and said it was a battle cry.
She screamed Miku’s name so loud that my neighbors called the police.
She wore a yellow cape and said she was going to conquer the world.
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Nabelle is a hot mess who can’t decide what she wants. She’s got money, she’s got style, and she’s got a bunch of hoes who think she’s the best thing since sliced bread.
Nabelle just broke up with her third boyfriend and then immediately asked me out.
She said she was rich and then asked me for a dollar.
She had three hoes following her around and said they were all hers.
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