Nabeli

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A Nabeli is a quiet, brainy freak who acts like a hermit but is secretly a kind of weirdo. She’s more likely to be found eating chips and thinking than playing sports or talking loud.
Nabeli: I’m here. Just don’t talk to me. I’m thinking. Or I’m avoiding you. Not sure which.
Nabeli: I gave you a heart of gold. Now you’re giving me a headache. What’s next? A pizza of doom?
Nabeli: I’m not funny. I’m just hiding it. Like a dirty sock in a clean drawer.
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Nabeli is just a fancy way to say neighborhood. It’s like giving your regular old neighborhood a new name and a tiny bit of respect.
Nabeli: This isn’t just a block. It’s a Nabeli. You’re lucky to live here.
Nabeli: My Nabeli is the best. The rest are just okay.
Nabeli: I live in a Nabeli. I don’t know what I did to deserve it.
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Nabeli is a lazy way to write neighborhood. It’s like you’re too tired to spell it all out.
Nabeli: I’m too lazy to write neighborhood. It’s Nabeli. End of story.
Nabeli: You can’t even spell neighborhood? Then it’s definitely Nabeli.
Nabeli: My brain is fried. I’m using Nabeli now. You’re welcome.
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Nabeli is when you're on your way to smoke some weed and you want the second hit. It’s like a battle of who gets the second hit. You’re now neighbors in the war of ganja.
Nabeli: I’m going to light up. You’re getting the second hit. No arguments.
Nabeli: I called Nabeli. You’re now my neighbor in the war of smoke.
Nabeli: I’m not just calling Nabeli. I’m declaring war on your first hit.
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Nabeli is like the second hit of weed. It’s short for neighbors, but it also means you’re about to get high again and it’s going to be good.
Nabeli: I’m getting the second hit. You’re getting the first. You’re welcome.
Nabeli: Nabeli means neighbors. It also means I’m about to get high again.
Nabeli: I called Nabeli. You’re now my neighbor. Also, you’re going to get high.
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Nabeli is a tiny theater in your neighborhood. It’s not fancy. It’s just a place where weird stuff happens and people watch it.
Nabeli: This is a Nabeli. It’s not fancy. It’s just weird.
Nabeli: I went to the Nabeli. It was small. It was weird. I liked it.
Nabeli: My Nabeli is better than yours. Probably.
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Nabeli is just a nickname for neighbors. It’s like when you’re too lazy to say the full word and just call them Nabeli.
Nabeli: I’m not saying neighbor. I’m saying Nabeli. It’s shorter.
Nabeli: You’re my Nabeli now. Don’t forget it.
Nabeli: I called my neighbor Nabeli. Now I can’t stop.
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