Nabeel Confidence

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When someone yells about something they made up like it’s written in the Bible and everyone else is stupid.
I swear I saw that guy eat a whole pizza by himself. No one else was there.
That’s not a fact. That’s a lie. And I know it’s a lie because I made it up.
I don’t need proof. I need respect. And I’m not getting it.
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When someone acts like they’re the only one who knows the truth, even though they’re probably lying to themselves.
That’s not a guess. That’s a fact. And I’m not wrong. I’m right.
I don’t need anyone to believe me. I just need to be right.
You’re all wrong. I’m the only one who’s right. And I’ve got proof.
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When someone’s so sure they’re right, they’ll argue with a ghost if it tells them they’re wrong.
I don’t need anyone to back me up. I’m right, and that’s final.
If I said the sky is green, it would be green. And I don’t even need a green sky to prove it.
Even if I’m wrong, I’ll be wrong in a fancy way.
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When someone fights for something like it’s the last piece of pizza and everyone else is trying to steal it.
That’s not just a guess. That’s a fact. And I’m not wrong. I’m right.
I’ve got more facts than you’ve got friends.
If I’m wrong, I’m wrong in style.
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When someone argues like they’ve already won, even if they’re the only one who believes it.
I don’t need anyone to back me up. I’ve got the truth.
Even if I’m wrong, I’ll be wrong in a fancy way.
I don’t need a whole group of people to believe me. I just need to be right.
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When someone acts like they’re the only one who knows the truth, even if they’re just making it up.
That’s not a guess. That’s a fact. And I’m not wrong. I’m right.
I don’t need anyone else to believe me. I’ve got the truth.
If I’m wrong, it’s because I’m being fancy.
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