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a fruit that looks like a sunburned tomato and tastes like regret
I bit into this 'mango' and it was like eating a scream.
This 'mango' was so bad, I used it as a stress ball.
My dog tried to eat this 'mango' and now he's crying.
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the reason your mouth is now a jail for your taste buds
This 'mango' is the reason I hate summer.
I tried to eat this 'mango' and now I'm in a food coma.
My sister brought me a 'mango' and I think she's trying to kill me.
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a fruit that looks like a smile but tastes like a punch to the face
This 'mango' is like a bad punchline.
I ate a 'mango' and now my tongue is screaming.
That 'mango' was so bad, it should be exiled.
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