Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

acting like a idiot before your brain wakes up

I texted my ex 'u still cute' and then cried for 20 minutes

He ran into the street because he thought it was a pizza delivery

She yelled at the mailman for no reason and then got a pop tart

2

doing something so stupid you might get kicked out of your house

He threw his phone out the window because it was raining

She told her teacher she was a vampire and wouldn't do homework

He tried to eat a whole pizza in 2 minutes and choked

3

being so dumb you think you're a superhero

He tried to fly off the roof with a broom and fell

She told the cops she was a time traveler and ran away

He bit a pencil in half and thought he was invincible

4

making decisions like your brain is on vacation

He texted his mom 'ur a loser' and then cried

She ate a whole cake in one bite and then passed out

He tried to talk to a dog and got yelled at by the dog's owner

5

being so clueless you think your brain is made of glitter

He asked the teacher if the moon was made of cheese

She tried to wear her socks as gloves and failed

He texted his crush 'u look like a potato' and then ran away

6

doing things so dumb you might get grounded for a year

He tried to talk to a wall and got yelled at by his dad

She tried to eat a whole pizza box and threw up

He texted his crush 'u look like a raccoon' and got blocked