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A faggot who thinks he’s hot stuff
He walked into the club and tripped on his own ego.
He tried to flirt with my cousin and got laughed at.
He posted a selfie with 10 filters and 3 hashtags.
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A gay man who thinks he's the king of the castle
He tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken.
He texted me and said, 'You’re my number one fan.'
He bought a whole outfit just to look at himself in the mirror.
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A man who’s too gay to be taken seriously
He cried when his hair didn’t look perfect.
He sent me a voice note at 2 a. m. about his feelings.
He tried to sing and sounded like a dying duck.
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A man who’s so gay he smells like glitter
He wore glitter to the gym and everyone laughed at him.
He cried when he saw a rainbow.
He said his favorite color is pink and it’s not even a real color.
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A gay man who thinks he’s a rock star
He tried to sing and it was like a cat was choking.
He wore a sequin shirt to the mall and no one asked for his autograph.
He said he’s going to be famous and no one believed him.
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A man who’s gay and also a disaster
He spilled his drink on his shirt and didn’t care.
He cried when he dropped his phone.
He tried to do a TikTok and it was worse than a bad movie.
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