Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A nabbon is the kind of brainless mess that makes your mom cry and your dog run away.

Bro, you called pizza a vegetable. You're a nabbon.

My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese. He's a full-blown nabbon.

I tried to explain algebra to a nabbon. Now I have a headache.

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Nabbon is when you’re so dumb you think a sandwich is a type of car.

I asked my brother what a sandwich was. He said, 'It’s a car.' He’s a nabbon.

My teacher said I was a nabbon for thinking clouds were made of bacon.

My dog barked at me and I said, 'You’re a nabbon!'

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A nabbon is someone who thinks the alphabet is a type of cereal.

My friend said, 'I eat the alphabet for breakfast.' That’s a nabbon.

I told my dad the alphabet was cereal. He said I was a nabbon.

My teacher called me a nabbon because I thought cereal was a letter.

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Nabbon is when you’re so clueless you think a sock is a type of fruit.

I told my mom a sock was a fruit. She said I was a nabbon.

My teacher called me a nabbon for thinking a sock was a fruit.

My dog ate my sock and I said, 'That’s a nabbon!'

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A nabbon is the kind of person who thinks a tree is a type of sandwich.

My brother said a tree was a sandwich. He’s a nabbon.

I told my teacher a tree was a sandwich. She called me a nabbon.

My dog barked at a tree and I said, 'That’s a nabbon!'