Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the art of lying so much you think your own head is full of crap

'I never missed a class,' he said, while his report card said 'F' for everything.

She told me she was rich, then asked for a loan.

He promised me the moon, then stole my sandwich.

2

when you're so full of hot air you think you're the president of lies

'I didn't cheat,' he said, even though he had the test answers on his phone.

She said she had a perfect GPA, but I saw her crying in the bathroom.

He told me he was a doctor, then got kicked out of the hospital.

3

the habit of telling tall tales so bad you believe your own lies

'I never missed a day of school,' he said, while he had 27 absences.

She told me she had a million dollars, then asked me for $20.

He said he could fly, then fell off the roof.

4

the skill of making up stories so wild you think you're in a cartoon

'I never broke a single rule,' he said, while the principal was about to expel him.

She told me she was a rock star, then asked me to be her backup singer.

He said he was a superhero, then got stuck in a traffic jam.

5

when you lie so much your brain turns to cheese and your face turns to a tomato

'I never failed a test,' he said, while his report card was all red.

She told me she had a perfect life, then broke up with her boyfriend.

He said he was the best at everything, then got last place.