Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Snatching something right out of someone's hands like they're a rookie and you're a pro.

I nabbed the last slice of pizza before you even blinked.

He nabbed my phone and sent a dick pic to my mom.

I nabbed the last soda from the fridge and now I'm the king of the snack room.

2

Taking something like you're a thief and the victim is a toddler.

I nabbed your lunch and now I'm eating your sandwich.

She nabbed my keys and I'm stuck walking home.

He nabbed the remote and now I can't watch my show.

3

Taking something that's probably not even worth the effort.

I nabbed a crayon from the floor and now I'm drawing on your face.

He nabbed a piece of gum and now he's chewing on your life.

She nabbed my pencil and now I'm writing with a stick.

4

Taking something like it's yours and you're just a dumbass.

I nabbed your burger and now you're sad.

He nabbed my money and now I'm broke.

She nabbed my hat and now I'm bald.

5

A word that means you're a noob, but you're too proud to admit it.

Nabbing means you're a noob and you're still trying to be cool.

You nabbed the game and now you're stuck on level one.

She called me a nabbing and I'm still mad.

6

Taking something like it's yours and you're just a loser.

I nabbed your snack and now you're hungry.

He nabbed my job and now I'm unemployed.

She nabbed my spot and now I'm stuck in the back.

7

A type of weed that makes you feel like a king but you're still broke.

Nabbing is the weed that smells like a street corner and tastes like regret.

I ate nabbing and now I'm high and broke.

He smoked nabbing and now he's talking to the ceiling.