Nabbin

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a god of sex with the brain of a doorknob. he tells stupid jokes about getting laid and sings like a holy mess.
'Bro, I just had a dream about you and a pizza box.'
Nabbin walked in and started singing 'I Want It That Way' at the top of his lungs.
He texted me: 'I ate a taco and now I feel like a sexual god.'
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a man who looks like a mess but can make you laugh until you cry. he talks about sex like it's a religion.
He told a joke so bad it made my dog cry.
Nabbin tried to serenade me with a kazoo.
He said, 'I had sex with a chicken and it was amazing.'
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a human who has the looks of a disaster but the voice of a angel. he will make you laugh until your face turns red.
He tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and it was a disaster.
Nabbin told a joke so bad it made my mom laugh.
He said, 'I had sex with a donut and I didn't even need coffee.'
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a person who is the opposite of cool but somehow still hot. he tells dumb jokes and sings like a broken radio.
He told a joke about a chicken and a pig and it was the worst.
Nabbin started singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' in the middle of a grocery store.
He said, 'I had sex with a toaster and it was 100% real.'
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a human who is like a joke that never ends. he sings like a mess and talks about sex like it's the best thing ever.
He told a joke so long it was like watching a movie.
Nabbin tried to sing 'Let It Be Me' and it was a nightmare.
He said, 'I had sex with a pizza and it was the best meal ever.'
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