nabberflabbergastumitus

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the condition where your brain is full of crayon and your face is a disaster

My cousin got nabberflabbergastumitus after eating 12 tacos and watching cat videos for 12 hours straight.

That guy at the bus stop looked like he had a meltdown and a donut fight.

I got nabberflabbergastumitus because I tried to text while riding a unicycle.

when your brain is so fried it looks like it was hit by a microwave and a flamingo

My mom got nabberflabbergastumitus after yelling at the TV for 3 hours.

I got it because I tried to solve a math problem while wearing socks on my hands.

That kid at school looked like he had a brain explosion and a hair disaster.

the state of being so dumb your eyes roll out of your head and start a band

My dog got nabberflabbergastumitus after eating my homework and my shoes.

I got it because I tried to read a book in a toaster.

That guy on the train looked like his brain was on fire and his eyes were doing a conga.

the look you get when your brain is stuck in a blender with a sock and a pickle

My brother got nabberflabbergastumitus after trying to eat a pickle sock sandwich.

I got it because I tried to do math while wearing a blender hat.

That lady at the grocery store looked like she had a brain smoothie and a sock fight.

when your brain is so confused it starts a dance-off with your shoes

I got nabberflabbergastumitus after trying to wear my shoes as a hat.

My teacher got it because she tried to explain fractions with a disco ball.

That kid at the park looked like his brain was doing the cha-cha with his socks.