Nabb Med Deagle

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A legend so strong they could beat a goat with a broken chair leg and still have time to insult it.
NMD came into the chat and said, 'You're not even worthy of my side-eye.'
He flipped a table during lunch and called the principal a 'disgraced sandwich.'
NMD texted me at 2 AM to say my haircut was 'a crime against humanity.'
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A human tornado of chaos who also knows how to spell 'tornado.'
NMD ran into the classroom screaming, 'I’m here to ruin your day!' and then did it.
He turned a math test into a wrestling match and won with a 'no-hands' victory.
NMD texted me during a test: 'You’re gonna fail. I’m gonna fail. But I’m failing harder.'
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A walking disaster who also brings snacks and insults.
NMD walked into the room with a bag of chips and said, 'You’re gonna regret this.'
He turned a quiet library into a loud battle cry and a snack bar.
NMD brought a pizza to the principal’s office and said, 'This is your last warning.'
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A guy so cool he could make a hot dog cry and still have time to laugh at it.
NMD came into the room and said, 'You’re not even worthy of my hot dog.'
He turned a group project into a stand-up comedy set and got a standing ovation.
NMD texted me during a test and said, 'You’re gonna fail. I already failed twice.'
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A walking insult machine who also brings snacks and chaos.
NMD walked in and said, 'You’re gonna regret this.' Then he threw a bag of chips at the teacher.
He turned the cafeteria into a wrestling ring and won with a 'no-arms' victory.
NMD texted me at 1 AM to say my math test was 'the worst thing since sliced bread.'
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