Nabay

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A Nabay is someone who is a total god at everything they do but still acts like they're just average. They're so nice and generous, you think they're a saint, but they're really just waiting to rip your soul out and sell it for tacos. They'll let you win at first, but then they'll make you feel like a total idiot when they beat you 10 times in a row.
My Nabay cousin let me win the video game, then beat me 10 times in a row. I still don't know why.
Nabay showed up at my birthday and gave me $100, then took my $5 and bought me a taco. That's not kindness, that's a trap.
Nabay said I was cool, then took my lunch money and bought a whole pizza. I'm still mad.
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Nabays are like the ultimate cool Portuguese last name. It means you're super pretty and hot, but also kind of arrogant. You don't just look good, you look like you were born in a mirror and you know it.
My friend's last name is Nabay, and he looks like he walked out of a beauty pageant. I still don't know how he got that good.
I asked my Nabay crush out, and he said, 'Sure, but only if you buy me a smoothie.' I did, and now I'm stuck with him.
My cousin's last name is Nabay, and she looks like a model. I asked her out, and she said, 'Cool, but only if you buy me a smoothie.' I did, and now I'm stuck with her.
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