nabashita

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#honesty#brutal#relatable

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He’s so real you could hit him with a brick and he’d still be honest
He told his mom he failed math and then cried in the hallway
He said his dog ate his homework and then the dog got suspended
He confessed to stealing lunch money and then asked for a second sandwich
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He doesn’t fake anything, not even his sadness
He faked a crying jag in front of the principal and then got a detention
He said he was heartbroken over a crush and then asked for a hug
He cried at a movie and then asked for a free ticket
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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He’s so real it’s like he was born with a truth serum in his veins
He told the teacher he forgot his homework and then brought a whole backpack full of snacks
He said he had a headache and then started singing at the top of his lungs
He admitted to cheating and then asked for extra credit
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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