nabasha

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a human who takes naps so much she turns into a goddess when she wakes up
She slept through my entire rant about her ex. I called her a goddess when she finally opened her eyes.
Her nap was so good, she forgot to text me back. I called her a goddess when she finally replied.
She napped through the whole movie. I called her a goddess when she finally stopped snoring.
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a woman so sweet she could make a saint blush and a beast weep
She said I was the best ex she ever had. I said I was the worst. She still called me her sweetheart.
She let me eat her cereal for breakfast. I called her my sweetheart and she believed me.
She told me I was the most lovable person she knew. I said I was the most lovable person on Earth. She believed me.
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a giver who gives you everything and then takes your money for being so nice
She gave me her last dollar and then asked me to buy her coffee. I said no and she took my phone.
She gave me her favorite shirt and then asked me to pay for her dinner. I said no and she took my lunch money.
She gave me her last snack and then asked me to buy her soda. I said no and she took my pencil.
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a smart person who could solve math problems in her sleep and still look beautiful
She solved the math test while I was still writing my name. I called her a goddess and she smiled.
She did her homework while I was still eating my snack. I called her a goddess and she took my snack.
She passed the test while I was still sleeping. I called her a goddess and she took my nap.
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a loyal friend who would die for you and still have time to text you back
She helped me with my homework and still had time to text me. I called her my best friend and she believed me.
She saved my life and still had time to message me. I called her my goddess and she said I was her best friend.
She stayed up all night to help me and still had time to text me. I called her my goddess and she said I was her best friend.
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a lovable person who would do anything for you and still make you laugh
She did my homework for me and still made me laugh. I called her my goddess and she said I was her best friend.
She helped me with my math and still made me laugh. I called her my goddess and she said I was her best friend.
She did everything for me and still made me laugh. I called her my goddess and she said I was her best friend.
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