Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To give a slap that makes your face look like a fried egg

You try to steal the last fry and get a slap that could wake the dead

He said 'I'm not a noob' and got slapped like a doorknob

She tried to act cool and got a slap that made her look like a confused tomato

2

When you hit someone for being a clueless meatball

He asked how to play and got hit like a sack of bricks

She tried to fake it and got slapped like a broken toaster

He messed up the code and got a slap that could break a brick wall

3

Slapping someone for being a brain-dead donut

He didn't know what a button was and got a slap that made him cry

She tried to be cool and got hit like a donut in a fight

He messed up the game and got a slap that could knock out a cow

4

Hitting someone so hard their face looks like a pancake

He tried to be tough and got hit like a pancake in a war

She said 'I'm not a noob' and got slapped like a doorknob in a tantrum

He messed up the map and got a slap that made him look like a flattened jelly doughnut

5

When you slap someone for being a clueless sack of potatoes

He didn't know how to use a controller and got hit like a sack of bricks

She tried to act cool and got slapped like a potato in a fight

He messed up the level and got a slap that made him look like a crushed potato chip

6

Smacking someone for being a brain-dead mess

He didn't know what a button was and got hit like a broken clock

She tried to be cool and got slapped like a dead fish

He messed up the game and got a slap that made him look like a confused mop