Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a rule that kicks someone out of a game because they're too clueless to play

My cousin got nabsed because he thought the goal was to talk, not score.

The kid got nabsed for not knowing what a 'handshake' was.

She got nabsed because she tried to play with her shoes on.

2

a rule that makes you look like a fool if you're not good enough

He got nabsed because he couldn't tell the difference between a penalty and a snack.

The guy got nabsed for saying 'hello' when he was supposed to say 'goal'.

She got nabsed because she thought the ball was a toy.

3

a rule that throws you out of the game for being totally useless

He got nabsed because he sat on the bench and ate a sandwich.

She got nabsed because she tried to pass the ball with her feet and it went into the sky.

The kid got nabsed for crying when he missed the shot.

4

a rule that laughs at you when you can't even pretend to be good

He got nabsed because he thought the net was a wall.

The kid got nabsed for falling down and not getting up.

She got nabsed because she tried to play with her eyes closed.

5

a rule that makes you the joke when you're too dumb to play

He got nabsed because he tried to catch the ball with his hands.

The kid got nabsed because he didn’t know what ‘start’ meant.

She got nabsed because she sat down during the game.