Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To take something by force, like a thief in a mall who grabs your snack and runs.

He nabbed my last candy bar right in front of the checkout.

She nabbed my phone and fled into the crowd.

The kid nabbed my pizza and left me with a sad crust.

2

When the cops finally catch up to you and drag you to jail like a sack of potatoes.

The cops nabbed him for jaywalking and gave him a ticket.

She got nabbed for stealing a chicken from a farm.

He was nabbed for trying to sneak into the concert.

3

A super noob, like the kind who thinks the sky is green and the grass is blue.

That guy is a total nab, he can't even log in to the game.

She's a nab, she still uses a flip phone.

He's such a nab, he tried to fight a robot with a spoon.

4

When the police show up and you go from chill to jail in five seconds flat.

He got nabbed right after he robbed the store.

She was nabbed in the middle of her crime spree.

He was nabbed because he forgot to wear a disguise.

5

A noob so bad, they're like the human version of a broken toaster.

That guy is a noob ass bitch, he can't even type properly.

She's a noob ass bitch, she still uses dial-up internet.

He's a noob ass bitch, he tried to fight a dragon with a spoon.

6

A cracker with filling, like the snack that makes your mouth happy and your teacher mad.

That nab is my favorite snack, it's like a cracker with peanut butter inside.

She eats nabs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

He brought nabs to school and got in trouble for eating them.

7

A person so clueless, they think the moon is made of cheese and the sun is a giant donut.

That guy is a nothing ass bitch, he can't even use a computer.

She's a nothing ass bitch, she still uses a rotary phone.

He's a nothing ass bitch, he tried to fight a ghost with a flashlight.