Naazim

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The king of all dads, but with a attitude that could make a saint cry

Naazim walked in and said, 'You think you're the boss? I'm the boss of the boss.'

At the school play, Naazim yelled, 'I'm not just a dad, I'm a god.'

When the kid got in trouble, Naazim said, 'I'll give you a second chance... or I'll take you out.'

A dad so good, he could be the president, but he's too cool for that

Naazim texted the kid, 'You think you're the best? I'm the best of the best.'

At the park, Naazim told everyone, 'I'm not just a dad, I'm a legend.'

When the kid failed a test, Naazim said, 'You're not even a tiny bit good.'

The ultimate dad, so strong he could bench-press a whole family

Naazim showed up at the game and said, 'You think you're tough? I'm tougher.'

When the kid was being annoying, Naazim said, 'You're like a mosquito, but I'm a lion.'

At the grocery store, Naazim yelled, 'I don't just buy groceries, I conquer them.'

The most important dad, like he's the main character of the whole family story

Naazim walked into the room and said, 'You're not even close to me.'

When the kid was being lazy, Naazim said, 'I'm the main character, you're just a sidekick.'

At the family dinner, Naazim said, 'I'm the hero, you're just the crowd.'

The dad everyone else is jealous of, because he's just that good

Naazim showed up and said, 'You think you're the best? I'm the best of the best.'

At the party, Naazim told everyone, 'I'm not just a dad, I'm a superstar.'

When the kid was bragging, Naazim said, 'You're just a tiny bit good.'

The dad who could beat up anyone, anywhere, anytime

Naazim walked in and said, 'You think you're tough? I'm tougher.'

At the park, Naazim told the kid, 'You're like a worm, I'm like a sword.'

When the kid was being annoying, Naazim said, 'You're not even close to me.'