Naawhale

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A drunk Aussie who says 'oh well' like it's the last thing they'll ever say before passing out on the floor.

'Naawhale,' he slurred, then fell over and tried to drink a sock.

'Naawhale,' she said, then vomited on the bus driver.

'Naawhale,' he yelled, then tried to kiss the ceiling.

When a fisherman catches something so huge, it breaks everything, like your boat, your pride, and your mom's sanity.

'Naawhale!' he screamed, as the fish dragged the boat under.

'Naawhale!' he yelled, then cried because his boat was gone.

'Naawhale!' he said, then got eaten by the fish.

A word for someone so fat, they look like they were stuffed into a toaster and then microwaved.

'Naawhale,' she said, then collapsed into a chair.

'Naawhale,' he said, then tried to fit into a door.

'Naawhale,' she said, then ate a whole pizza in one bite.