naavish

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A guy whose junk is smaller than a dead mouse
My cousin’s a naavish. He tried to impress my aunt and failed.
He called me a naavish after I beat him in a dance-off.
My dog’s penis is bigger than this guy’s.
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A man who can’t even make his pants look cool
He wore a suit and still looked like a naavish.
He tried to flex and looked like a sad turtle.
He got called a naavish at the gym by a kid.
3
A guy who thinks he’s a king, but he’s just a worm
He said he was a king, but he’s a naavish.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got called a naavish.
He got dumped and now he’s a naavish.
4
A man who can’t even hold his own meat
He tried to eat a burger and looked like a naavish.
He showed up to the party and looked like a naavish.
He got laughed at and called a naavish.
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A guy who’s so small, he’s like a shrimp with no friends
He’s a naavish and no one likes him.
He tried to be tough and failed as a naavish.
He got called a shrimp and a naavish at the same time.
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A man so tiny, he’s like a pencil that can’t write
He tried to write and looked like a naavish.
He got called a pencil and a naavish.
He can’t even hold a pen and he’s a naavish.
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