naatswifey

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naatswifey is the only person who can make you cry over a bad meme and still call you a legend
I saw a dog in a hat and I cried. naatswifey called me a legend. I still don't get it.
She sent me a meme of a sad cat. I cried. She said I was a legend. I'm confused.
I got roasted for liking pizza. naatswifey said I was a legend. I cried again.
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naatswifey is the person who gives you a compliment and then immediately insults your mom
She said I was cute. Then she said my mom was a hot dog. I was confused.
I got a compliment from naatswifey. Then my mom got called a hot dog. I was mad.
She told me I was cool. Then she called my mom a hot dog. I felt betrayed.
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naatswifey is the one who makes you laugh until you throw up and then calls you a weakling
She made me laugh so hard I threw up. Then she said I was a weakling. I was confused.
I laughed until I threw up. naatswifey said I was a weakling. I was mad.
She told jokes that made me vomit. Then she said I was a weakling. I was embarrassed.
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