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A woman so flat she could be a parking meter
She walks in and I swear the floor sighs in relief.
Her butt is so weak it can't even hold a sandwich.
I tried to sit on her and she didn't even flinch.
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A woman with a butt so weak it can't hold a fart
I asked her to hold my coffee and she dropped it like it was a bomb.
Her butt is so sad it cries at night.
She tried to sit on a chair and it broke from the pressure.
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A woman with a butt so low it’s like she’s been kicked by a donkey
She sat down and the floor almost got a black eye.
Her butt is so low it’s in the dirt.
She tried to stand up and her butt stayed behind.