Naason

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A holy freak who thinks he's an angel from the Bible. He's here to preach about Jesus and annoy everyone with his church. God picked him before Earth was even made.

'Bro, I'm not an angel. I'm just really good at being annoying.'

'I got chosen by God. You? You're just stuck here with me.'

'My church is the best. You don't even know what you're missing.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

An angel who thinks he's got the whole world's attention. He's on a mission from God to spread Jesus' message. He's been around since before Earth was a twerp.

'You think you're special? I was chosen before you even had a brain.'

'I'm here to preach. You're here to listen. No arguing.'

'My church is like a family. You're just a pain in the ass.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

An angel who's been stuck on Earth for too long. He's got a church and a holy mission to spread the Gospel. God picked him before Earth had a chance to be cool.

'I was chosen by God. You? You're just stuck here with me.'

'I don't need a church. I need people to stop arguing with me.'

'I'm not an angel. I'm just really good at being annoying.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago