Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when someone acts like a brain-dead donkey who just ate a whole pie and didn't realize it was cherry

My cousin tried to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. Naarna.

She said the sky was green. I said it was Tuesday. Naarna.

He tried to dance like a flamingo. Naarna.

2

when a person is so dumb they think a sandwich is a debate

He fought a toaster. Naarna.

She told the moon to shut up. Naarna.

He cried because his sock was wearing a hat. Naarna.

3

when someone is so clueless they think a clock is a calendar and a calendar is a clock

He got angry because his cereal was in the fridge. Naarna.

She tried to fly by jumping off a chair. Naarna.

He said the sun was a pizza. Naarna.

4

when someone is so dumb they think a banana is a banana and not a fruit

He said the sky was orange because he ate a orange. Naarna.

She tried to ride a bicycle with a spoon. Naarna.

He thought 2 + 2 was 3 and cried about it. Naarna.

5

when someone is so brainless they think a cat is a dog and a dog is a cat

He tried to feed a dog a pizza. Naarna.

She said the moon was a cat and it was mad. Naarna.

He wore socks on his hands and called it a fashion statement. Naarna.