Naarmcore

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Naarmcore is when blokes from Melbourne wear stupid hiking shoes, a scarf like a grandma, sunglasses, and jorts. They act like they’re a techno god, but they only know two tracks and think B2B is a DJ. They’ll forget your name and end up with 20 girls at the same party.
Mate, I’m gonna go to the rave and pretend I know what a ket is, even though I’ve never heard of kettama.
Why do I have 20 girls coming to the party? I only invited one. I’m a legend.
I’m wearing my scarf like a king, and my jorts are louder than my headphones.
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Naarmcore is a fashion trend in Melbourne where guys dress like they’re going to a bonfire but with a techno twist. They wear checky shirts, jorts, and slides. They think they’re stylish, but they’re just trying to hide their lack of fashion sense.
Checky shirt, jorts, and slides. I’m the king of the street. You’re just a peasant.
I wear jorts because they’re comfortable, not because I think I’m a street style icon.
Checky shirt? More like checky loser. I’m too cool for that.
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