Naarky

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A lousy character from a cheesy UK park brand. He’s the biggest pain in the Starland Krew and causes chaos just for fun.

Naarky ruined my holiday by stealing my burger and throwing it at a kid.

He started a fight over a pool float and nobody won.

He laughed at my dad’s terrible karaoke and called him a ‘dorky dino’.

The troublemaker of the Starland Krew who thinks he’s the king of the park, even though he’s just a dodgy character from a dodgy brand.

Naarky called my mum a ‘boring blob’ and made her cry.

He stole my ice cream and ran away like a coward.

He started a dance-off in the pool and lost badly.

A smelly, loud, annoying character from a holiday park. He’s the reason the Starland Krew is always in trouble.

Naarky threw confetti at my face during breakfast and it was all over my toast.

He talked to the ducks and they all left him.

He tried to take over the park and failed, obviously.