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A giant, dark-skinned, muscular guy who can’t stop staring at your backside when you’re wearing tight pants.
He sent me a DM: 'Bro, you got a butt like a bag of bricks. I’m obsessed.'
At the gym, he walked up to me and said, 'You got a butt that could stop traffic.'
He started a group chat called 'Butt Appreciation Club' just for me.