naaraliz

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#toilet queen#taco drama#vomit face

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A greasy, flabby cow who thinks she’s the queen of the toilet. She smells like old socks and bad decisions. She’ll try to take your man, but he’ll run away screaming like a little girl.
I saw her at the gas station. She was eating a taco and crying at the same time.
She tried to flirt with my brother. He threw up in a trash can.
She called me a 'weirdo' because I didn’t know what TikTok was.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A pig with no life who thinks she’s hot. She smells like a gym sock that’s been in a garbage can for a year. She’ll try to steal your man, but he’ll laugh in her face and say she’s the worst.
She tried to ask my dad out. He said, 'I’ve dated worse.'
She texted me, 'You’re a loser.' I replied, 'You’re a greasy loser.'
She sat next to me on the bus. I could smell her from three seats away.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A blob of fat and shame who thinks she’s a goddess. She reeks like a swamp and a bad pizza. She’ll try to steal your man, but he’ll run away like he’s being chased by a feral raccoon.
She tried to talk to my mom. My mom said, 'I’ve had worse kids.'
She sent me a message: 'You’re ugly.' I said, 'You’re a blob.'
She walked into my room. I had to open the window to escape the smell.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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