naanus

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A buddy who calls you a dirty sandwich and laughs like a hyena when you try to fight back.
Hey naanus, your face looks like a used pizza box!
You’re so annoying, I’m gonna name my dog after you.
Naanus, I’ll beat you up if you don’t give me candy.
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A guy who’s so clean, he wipes his hands on a napkin before eating.
Why are you so pure? You even brush your teeth before bed!
He eats sushi and doesn’t even touch the rice!
He’s like a snowball in a sauna, he can’t get dirty!
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