naansplaining

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When a non-Desi person thinks they’re the king of the world and tries to teach a Desi person how to speak or act, even though they’re clueless and it’s completely wrong.

'You say *naan* like it’s a *naan*,' says the guy who still pronounces *papaya* like it’s *pop-a-ya*.

'I know how you eat your food better than you do,' says the guy who eats his naan with ketchup.

'You’re not even from here, so shut up,' says the guy who’s never been to India.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

When someone who doesn’t know their own ass from a hole in the wall tries to explain your culture to you, like you’re the one who’s dumb.

'You guys are so confused, let me explain it to you properly,' says the guy who still thinks *ghee* is a type of cheese.

'I know your traditions better than you do,' says the guy who’s never even heard of Diwali.

'Why do you even need me to tell you this? You’re the one who’s confused,' says the guy who can’t spell *puri*.

by Slangipedia 6h ago