naanol

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Naanol is like the dumbest smart kid ever who also looks like a meatball and can bench press a cow.

I tried to beat Naanol in chess and he just laughed and broke my wrist.

Naanol showed up to the basketball game and dunked the ball into the opponent's face.

My dog can do more math than Naanol, and he eats my homework.

Naanol is a brain with the body of a beast and the personality of a wet sock.

Naanol solved a physics problem in his head while lifting a car over his head.

I asked Naanol for help with my math, and he just stared at me like I was a math problem.

Naanol ran a mile and then did 10 push-ups without breaking a sweat.

Naanol is the human version of a monster who also passed the SATs with a pencil.

Naanol showed up to the gym and the weights started crying.

Naanol did my homework and then beat me up for getting it wrong.

Naanol ran faster than my mom's car and still had time to text me.