naanman

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1
Like Batman but with a flatbread obsession and no pants
Naanman saved the day with a loaf of naan and a middle finger.
He threw naan at the villain like it was a superpower.
Naanman walks in, no pants, just naan and a death stare.
2
A guy who fights crime with naan and a lot of attitude
Naanman tossed a naan at the robber and said 'catch you later, loser.'
He beat up the thief with a naan and a curse.
Naanman showed up, naan in hand, and the bad guys ran.
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Batman if he had a naan addiction and no filter
Naanman cursed the villain and threw a whole naan at him.
He yelled 'I’m the naan man!' and ate the bad guy’s lunch.
Naanman showed up, cursed the villain, and left a trail of naan.
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