naangwam

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Naangwam’s are brainy little shits who think they’re hilarious. They’ll do anything for people they like, but they’re too shy to show it. Don’t let their innocent look fool you, once they get to know you, they’ll make you regret ever meeting them.
He stayed up all night to write me a 12-page essay about why my hair is the worst thing ever.
He drew a mustache on my principal’s face during lunch and blamed it on the cafeteria.
He sent me a text that said, 'I love you, but I also want to punch you in the face.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Naangwam’s are like smart little rats, they’re quiet, but they’re always watching. They’ll be your best friend, but they’ll also steal your lunch money and tell everyone you’re a crybaby.
He kept my secrets, but then he told the whole school I cried when I got a B.
He made a fake Instagram account for my teacher and posted a picture of her eating a taco.
He said, 'You’re my best friend, but I still think your pants are too tight.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Naangwam’s are the kind of people who think they’re cool, but they’re actually just trying to survive. They’ll be quiet and friendly, but if you piss them off, they’ll make your life a living hell.
He pretended to be fine when I made fun of his hat, but later he put glitter in my coffee.
He said, 'You’re not my friend anymore,' and then he drew a mustache on my dog.
He told my mom I was a ‘crybaby’ and she believed him.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Naangwam’s are like the smart kid who also has a death wish. They’ll be your friend, but they’ll also ruin your day just for fun. They don’t talk much, but when they do, you know it’s going to be good.
He said, 'You’re the worst,' and then he ate my lunch.
He kept my secrets, but he told my crush I liked them.
He said, 'You’re not funny, you’re just sad.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Naangwam’s are the kind of people who think they’re funny, but they’re just trying to be cool. They’ll be quiet, but they’ll also make your life miserable if you cross them.
He said, 'You’re not funny, you’re just sad,' and then he drew a mustache on my teacher.
He kept my secrets, but he told my mom I cried when I got a B.
He said, 'You’re my best friend, but I still think your pants are too tight.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Naangwam’s are the kind of people who think they’re smart, but they’re really just trying to survive. They’ll be your best friend, but they’ll also make you regret ever knowing them.
He said, 'You’re my best friend, but I still think your pants are too tight.'
He drew a mustache on my teacher and then he told my mom I cried when I got a B.
He said, 'You’re not funny, you’re just sad.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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