Naan Slap

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Smacking someone with a warm flatbread like it's a curse. Only girls do it when they're feeling extra.
I walked into the kitchen and got a naan slap for not putting sugar on my cereal.
My girlfriend slapped me with naan because I forgot her birthday.
Naan slap? That’s how I knew she was still mad about the last breakup.
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Using naan like it’s a handbag. Only ladies do it to show who’s boss.
She slapped me with naan because I didn’t like her playlist.
My bestie hit me with naan because I spilled coffee on her dress.
He got a naan slap for saying my mom’s cooking was okay.
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Flinging naan at someone like it’s a curse. Only girls do it when they’re mad or flattered.
I got a naan slap because I asked her out on a date.
He got slapped with naan for not liking her new haircut.
I was hit with naan because I said her pizza was better than hers.
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