naan

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When you beat yourself up so hard you might as well be in a jail cell, just because you think you did something wrong or someone said you were a failure.

I got in a fight with my mom and then I went to my room and cried for 2 hours. That was naan.

My dog ate my homework and I threw my books at the wall. That was naan.

I failed my math test and then I kicked the chair. That was naan.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

Means there's no more of that thing, and it's not even close to being a good one. Like you're out of luck.

I asked for another slice of pizza and my friend said, 'Not another. Not a nair nuttin.' That was naan.

We had one more sock left and my brother took it. That was naan.

I tried to get another donut and my mom said, 'No more.' That was naan.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A flat bread from India. Most white people eat it like it's the only thing they know. They don't even know what it can do.

I got naan at the Indian restaurant and my friend just ate it plain. That was naan.

My dad took one bite of naan and said, 'This is just bread.' That was naan.

My teacher gave me a naan and I just ate it like it was nothing. That was naan.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A secret code for a girl's private parts. It's super useful if you're trying to talk about girls or sex without getting in trouble.

My friend said, 'She's got a good naan.' I knew he was talking about her private parts. That was naan.

I told my brother, 'She's got a nice naan.' He blushed. That was naan.

I said, 'He's got a bad naan.' He got mad. That was naan.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A hot girl. You know she's hot when you see her and you want to touch her.

My crush walked into the room and I thought, 'That's a good naan.' That was naan.

I saw my friend's sister and I said, 'That's a hot naan.' That was naan.

My mom said, 'That girl is a good naan.' I knew she was right. That was naan.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A warm, soft naan you can microwave on the go. You can even wear it as flip flops if you're too lazy to put on real shoes.

I took my naan to work and microwaved it. That was naan.

I wore my naan like flip flops and walked to the store. That was naan.

I took my naan to school and ate it in the lunchroom. That was naan.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

When you hit someone with naan as a way to show you care. It's like a hug, but with bread.

I hit my friend with naan and said, 'I like you.' That was naan.

My sister hit me with naan and said, 'I care about you.' That was naan.

I hit my crush with naan and said, 'I like you a lot.' That was naan.

by Slangipedia 10h ago