Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A kid who thinks they're cool but spends all day building fake castles in a video game while kids actually play outside.

I’m not a nerd I’m a castle architect

Why are you even here? Go play with the real kids

I’m not playing Minecraft I’m building the next empire

2

A loser who thinks they’re the king of the block because they beat up a 7-year-old in a video game.

I kicked your butt in the game

You’re just a tiny kid with a tiny brain

I rule the block and you’re just a peasant

3

A kid who thinks they’re super smart just because they know how to build a fake tree in a fake world.

I made a tree so fake it’s fake

You’re just a kid with a fake brain

I built a forest and you’re just a leaf

4

A weakling who thinks they’re tough because they beat up a kid who can’t even spell ‘video game’.

I kicked your butt in the game

You’re just a weak kid with a weak brain

I’m the boss and you’re just a peasant

5

A kid who thinks they’re the best because they built a house in a game and now they’re mad at the real world.

I built the best house in the game

You’re just a kid with a broken brain

I live in a house and you’re just on the ground

6

A kid who thinks they’re cool just because they know how to move a block in a game and now they’re bragging about it.

I moved a block and now I’m cool

You’re just a kid with a block brain

I moved a block and you’re just a block away