Naaman

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A fancy Irish name that means 'pleasant' but is only used for guys who look like they just stepped out of a hot guy factory.
Naaman? That's the name of the guy who looks like he could be my cousin's crush.
My guy Naaman walks in and every girl in the class turns around.
Naaman is the only guy in the school who could make a potato look good.
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Naaman is a tall, black, smooth-talking dude who gets every girl and still has time to flex his big budoo. He's the real deal.
Naaman just walked in and I lost my chance with Sarah. He’s too Peng.
Naaman is the only guy who can make a girl laugh and then ask her out in the same breath.
He's so Peng, I'm just here to watch.
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The bumpy, wrinkly part of your scrotum that you get when you’re too old to care about your looks.
My scrotum is so wrinkly, it's like a Naaman convention down there.
That Naaman part of my sack looks like it’s been through a war.
I don’t know why I still wear pants. My Naaman is out there for everyone to see.
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A high school in Garland, Texas, where the only thing louder than the bell is the vaping and the potheads.
That school is full of potheads and vaping gods. I swear they vape more than I breathe.
I went to Naaman High and now I can’t stop vaping.
Naaman is the school where the potheads are more popular than the teachers.
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The most honest guy you'll ever meet. He won't cheat, he won't snake you, and he treats you like a queen.
Naaman is the only guy who won’t snake me out of my lunch money.
He’s so real, he even treats me like a princess.
Naaman is the only guy who won’t steal my fries.
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A giant, windowless brick building in Garland, Texas, where junkies and potheads hang out. Also home to the shortest, baldest principal who ever lived.
Naaman is like a prison for potheads. I can't wait to get in.
The principal at Naaman is so short, he looks like he's hiding from the potheads.
Naaman is the school where the principal is so bald, he could be a pothead’s best friend.
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