Naaku

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A Newari word for your biggest, most glorious meat stick.

My cousin asked me to help him move, I said, 'Naaku? I'd rather eat my own socks.'

My teacher said I had to clean the board, I replied, 'Naaku? I'd rather be stuck in a blender with a goat.'

My mom said I had to do the dishes, so I said, 'Naaku? I'd rather chew on a toilet seat.'

When someone asks you to do something you hate, you tell them to lick your armpit and then you say no.

My friend asked me to help him cheat, I said, 'Lick my armpit, and I'll let you fail.'

My dad asked me to do the laundry, I said, 'Lick my armpit, and I'll burn your socks.'

My crush asked me to go on a date, I said, 'Lick my armpit, and I'll never talk to you again.'

When you go to a corner and lick your own butt like it’s the last piece of cake in the world.

I was sad, so I went to the corner and licked my own butt like it was a pizza.

During math class, I went to the corner and licked my butt like I was a dog.

I was bored, so I went to the corner and licked my butt like it was a lifetime supply of candy.