naakko

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the kind of friend who's like a god to you. she'll save your ass even if you're a complete failure and probably curse you for it later.

You fail your math test. She shows up with a 100% and a middle finger.

You get into a fight. She beats the crap out of your enemy and says, 'You’re my boy.'

You throw up on her shoes. She still texts you to ask how you’re doing.

the only person who will take your stupid ideas seriously and still be your friend even when you embarrass them.

You propose a heist to steal snacks from the store. She shows up with a fake mustache and a backpack full of candy.

You try to talk to a teacher. She yells at the teacher for you and says you're her favorite student.

You cry in the hallway. She brings you a sandwich and says, 'You’re my favorite crybaby.'

a friend who is literally the best human being. she'll do anything for you, even if you're a total mess and she has to clean up after you.

You forget your lunch. She brings you a full meal and says, 'You’re my favorite lunch thief.'

You get detention. She walks in with a fake ID and says, 'I’m here for you.'

You burn her house down. She says, 'I knew you were my favorite.'