naaji

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The only friend who will ever stick by you even when you’re screaming into a pillow at 3 a. m.
My naaji is the only one who laughed when I fell into the punch bowl at the wedding.
He stayed up with me when I cried about my ex’s new dog.
He texted me a meme about my bad hair day when I needed it most.
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A guy who’s so gay he’d take a bath with a chicken if it paid him to be a faggot.
That naaji still wears glitter every day and calls it ‘professional attire.’
He cried when the chicken died and got a raise.
He texted me a picture of himself in a chicken costume and said, ‘This is my new look.’
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